let’s catch up…

It’s been a few days, I’ve noticed a few things.

let’s talk about it.

-I’m 89% sure that Charlie Sheen is Joaquining us. (Yeah, I just invented a verb. deal with it.) Anyone who can successfully start hashtags on twitter is not crazy. #winning #tigerblood #suckers

-apparently Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn are together. While I’m completely creeped out by it, I relish the chance to invent a Brangelina type moniker. here are just a few options off the top of my head: Scenn, Pennlett, Searlett,  Johansean, Pennsson

thoughts?

–Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon had a baby shower this weekend. What is this? Like the 15th trimester?  give birth already.

-Upon my eleven millionth listen to ‘What The Hell‘ by Avril Lavigne (that shiz is catchy), it dawned upon me that Kristen Stewart is her identical twin.

I mean, have we ever seen them in the same place? think about it.

Academy Awards, version 2.0

dear friends – i missed the Oscars last night. In an effort to make up for it, I will show you some pictures I found on the internet and guess what’s happening:

Gwyneth Paltrow apparently got into some sort of scuffle with self tanner before the show.

looks like Justin Timberlake was there, not making music.

Tori Spelling‘s husband had some sort of brain aneurism before the main course.

Justin Bieber let the wrong people get a hold of his hair.

then an angel showed up.

looks like it was a great night.

Hooray Oscars!

two, Thr3e, four

fact:  i have terrible taste in movies.

if i feel compelled enough to actually haul my butt to a movie theater and lay down $11 to see it,

you can almost guarantee it’ll be bad.

(my track history involves the movie Thr3e – never saw it? that’s probably for the best.)

well, I Am Number Four, I have my sights on you.

See you Friday, Alex Pettyfer.

(it’s possible that this movie will be good, but based on how excited i am, i’m not anticipating good things.)

always a bridesmaid…

i need to see the movie Bridesmaids immediately.

looks a little like a female Hangover…with Kristen Wiig and Maya Rudolph and my favorite gal from Reno 911, Wendi McLendon-Covey

i am totally, 100% on board.

it happened in a creepy basement

i got a text at 8 last night telling me that Mumford & Sons was playing a secret show at 9. with more than a little doubt, i headed to the (very creepy) basement of a house less than a mile from mine…

and heaven help me – it was true.

the band played songs from their last album, and a few new ones they had just written. it was excellent.

at one point, i was wedged so close to Marcus Mumford, that his elbow grazed my boob at least 15 times.

and not only did i get molested by Mumford, I got to share the basement with his friends Jake Gyllenhaal & Carey Mulligan.

no big deal.

*****

{just a quick note about those two}

-Carey Mulligan is officially the most adorable person I’ve seen in real life. She & Marcus Mumford seemed to have a thing going on…I can’t be sure, maybe they were just affectionate friends, but let me tell you, they should get something started.

-after some very creepy eavesdropping on my part, I decided that Jake Gyllenhaal is basically a weird, well-meaning home schooler. Don’t act like you don’t know what I mean; kind of awkward, making lame jokes, pretty loud.

It’s so odd seeing movie stars in real life…much less in a basement in Green Hills.

last night was surreal.

(p.s. Jake Gyllenhaal was drinking Cheerwine – try to deal with that mental image)

 

Let’s Catch Up…

I’ve been pretty busy the last week or so…a wedding and a design conference have completely sidetracked what’s important here:

famous people.

inevitably, the minute I turn my back, all hell breaks loose and celebrities start having babies and getting engaged and going to awards shows…so let’s talk.

–Kat Von D & Jesse James are engaged.

I won’t lie, there’s a small part of me who likes these two… I mean, let bygones be bygones right?

(the bigger part of me loves Sandra Bullock.)

but what they hey, good luck, y’all.

–Keith Urban & Nicole Kidman had a baby girl named Faith via a surrogate in December.

I can’t wait to see the happy family wandering the streets of Nashville…way to keep a secret, y’all!

–Claire Danes, Anne Hathaway, Emma Stone & Angelina Jolie looked unreal at the Golden Globes.

go HERE to have a look at all the pretty dresses (and some of the bad ones – i’m looking at you January Jones)…

–American Idol premiered this week, and I missed it. You better believe I’m jumping on board this season.

I am so into J.Lo, it’s ridiculous.

fringe pants!

*****

p.s. I MET MONDO! love love love.

pattisten

alright, fine.

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart, you’re a cute couple.

but, Rob, I have to be a friend and tell you that jacket is bad news.

(oh, you were so cute…remember 2008?)

Let’s Catch Up…

–Brittany Murphy‘s husband was found dead last night.  Just 5 months after Brittany.  They’re saying cardiac arrest…sad.

-(left, Lindsay Lohan at LAX. right, boy george. just sayin’)

–American Idol is boring. is anyone still watching?

–Alicia Keys sure does look pregnant at this concert in the UK the other night…

(update: there is a bun in that oven. get it girl)

–Bret Michaels rallied from a brain hemorrhage & stroke to win celebrity apprentice last night.  Rock of Love: Trauma Unit, anybody? (disclaimer: i love you VH1, I will watch any stupid reality show you air.)

-Everyone should buy Jamie Lidell‘s new album Compass. so so good.

Spray Tan + Nose Job = bad news

I was happy to see that my favorite heart-throb from Never Been Kissed was engaged…

until I saw the accompanying photo on people.com.

Michael Vartan, what happened!?

this really is unfortunate…

RIP, 2003 Michael Vartan.

oh My God, I have that

I’ve never been much of a Jennifer Aniston fan.

You date John Mayer, and I instantly have serious doubts about you.

But I think I might be into The Switch…

(Jason Bateman doesn’t hurt one bit.)

(Neither does Jeff Goldblum – I’ve missed that guy.)