Archive for May, 2008

May 30, 2008


That is one hot momma.

Angeline Jolie is not human.

May 29, 2008

Disturbing News

Clay Aiken is gonna be a Dad.

“The story is true,” Bill Vigars, a Vancouver-based rep for David Foster, told PEOPLE Wednesday, of the report that Aiken, 29, impregnated David’s sister, music producer Jaymes Foster. “It is true Clay is the father. She was artificially inseminated by Clay. She’s due in August.”

I’m only going to say this once.  disagree if you will.  but that chick was artificially inseminated because that fool doesn’t want his winkie anywhere near a lady.  i’m just saying.

May 27, 2008

One Last Song

so, Josiah Leming…I feel great about you…

If you recall (and I didn’t), this little guy was on American Idol this season…but not for long…he got cut pretty early on…watch his ride HERE

Anyway, the cute little homeless boy from Tennessee (represent) got a record deal anyway (holla, Warner Brothers) and I Iove love love it:

looks like American Idol found something legit…I mean, they cut him…but whatever…

May 23, 2008

House Of Wax

Celine Dion & her husband helped unveil their wax figurines at one of those creepy museums this week…

i seriously have no idea which two are wax…

it’s kind of unbelievable.

May 22, 2008

Midnight Train

In an upset, David Cook won it, George Michael performed, and Carrie Underwood wore the worst outfit I have ever seen (she should consider firing her stylist).

But the real story of the show was this:

i have no idea what it has to do with American Idol.  but I feel great about it.

May 21, 2008

If you are the praying kind

Please pray for the family of Steven Curtis Chapman

today was a very, very terrible day for them:

my heart is broken for them.

May 21, 2008

A few things

1. too bad I can’t actually see anything…like the dress…or anything but their heads.

2. did the bulldog get married?

3. cool it Jessica.

p.s. Poor Shania

May 19, 2008

Narrow Stairs

go buy the new Death Cab For Cutie album.  just do it.

and until it downloads…enjoy this acoustic version of my favorite song from the record…


the video isn’t much to look at, but that song is beautiful.

May 18, 2008

Mr. & Mrs.

Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz got married on saturday…and with the worst kept secret of all time, they announced at the wedding that they’re expecting…

best part: Nicole Richie was there.

worst part: Ashlee’s creepy Dad performed the ceremony.

May 18, 2008

Pap Time

so, i was doing my daily perusal of paparazzi images, and i came across this gem:

now, i love me some Victoria Beckham, this we all know…but do you think she’s ever going to look back at pictures like this, and say ‘wow, i really look crazy.’  

she’s really starting to resemble a robot-army-bug…

let’s remember the good ol’ days:

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