Archive for June, 2009

June 28, 2009

dear soccer: count me in.

i do believe that the US soccer team hath provided the perfect man.

Benny Feilhaber is a fox.

Picture 1

uhh.  yeah.  that just happened.

click HERE to watch him lip sync to ‘No Air’ by Jordin Sparks.

Not really sure why this video happened at all –

but here are three reasons I’m glad it did:

1- he is shirtless.

2- he knows the words to’No Air’ by Jordin Sparks.

Even I don’t know the words to ‘No Air’ by Jordin Sparks.

3- the first two reason combine to make this all pretty gay.

June 27, 2009

At least she cares?

Lindsay Lohan just Twittered this tribute to Michael Jackson.


It may have been more poignant had there been pants involved.

June 25, 2009

Rest In Peace


Michael Jackson.  Wow.

June 24, 2009

I and Love and You

Oh, my Avett Brothers, how I love you…


click HERE and get their new single for free.

then go look at their tour schedule and go see this show live.

out of control.

June 19, 2009

Never thought I’d say this…

Dear Robert,

Please keep your pants on.


Robert Pattinson in shorts is bad news.  I am not into anything that is happening in this picture…including but not limited to the swim trunks and his extended pinky.

June 19, 2009

Nick Jonas = pissed

Joe Jonas straight up turned on his brother on Larry King.

Looks like Nick didn’t want everyone to know that he’s dating Miley Cyrus.

Joe didn’t care.

fast forward to 1:45.  Nick’s face is priceless.

p.s. i’ve decided that joe is useless.  the tambourine?  really?

he’s also been dissing Taylor Swift via crappy songs.

“I got a rep for breakin’ hearts
Now I’m done with Super Stars
And all the tears on her guitar
I’m not bitter
Now I see everything I’d ever need
Is the girl in front of me
She’s Much Better”

be a gentleman, shut your trap.

*go solo, Nick.  I’m so into you.

June 19, 2009

Go see this.

Ryan Reynolds is my hero.

The Proposal is amazing, and he is the perfect man.


he looks great with his shirt off.  he’s funny.  he makes good movies.  perfect.


(yeah, that part where he got married to Scarlett Johansson – I can overlook it)

June 17, 2009

better late than never: video edition

i love every single thing that is happening in this video.

can i hang out with you guys?

and while i’m at it…

This is like every great teen movie rolled into 4 minutes.

hey Taylor Swift – do you want to hang out with me & those guys from 3oh!3?

June 16, 2009

Girls are scary

Hey Robert Pattinson, you’re super attractive – but you don’t deserve this.

i apologize for my gender.

June 15, 2009

i am on this situation

I have never been a Megan Fox fan.  I always kind of felt like she was an Angelina rip off.

(And we know how much I love my Ange.)


turns out, it only took two sentences from Miss Fox to change my mind completely:

“There is this Korean Justin Timberlake, named Rain, and I’m really on his situation now.

I’m trying to fix this up.”

say what!?  you talk like a crazy person, Megan.  And I am so into it.

‘on his situation’!??  ‘trying to fix this up’!??

p.s.  not so sure if you need to be on this particular situation, Meg.

now, i love me some good subtitles, but ‘Rainism’?  huh?

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