an important message

SNOOKI IS GOING TO BE ON MONDAY NIGHT RAW.

I REPEAT:  SNOOKI WRESTLING MONDAY NIGHT. MY LIFE IS COMPLETE.

(if the world ends next tuesday, i’ll be fine)

let’s catch up…

It’s been a few days, I’ve noticed a few things.

let’s talk about it.

-I’m 89% sure that Charlie Sheen is Joaquining us. (Yeah, I just invented a verb. deal with it.) Anyone who can successfully start hashtags on twitter is not crazy. #winning #tigerblood #suckers

-apparently Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn are together. While I’m completely creeped out by it, I relish the chance to invent a Brangelina type moniker. here are just a few options off the top of my head: Scenn, Pennlett, Searlett,  Johansean, Pennsson

thoughts?

–Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon had a baby shower this weekend. What is this? Like the 15th trimester?  give birth already.

-Upon my eleven millionth listen to ‘What The Hell‘ by Avril Lavigne (that shiz is catchy), it dawned upon me that Kristen Stewart is her identical twin.

I mean, have we ever seen them in the same place? think about it.

Academy Awards, version 2.0

dear friends – i missed the Oscars last night. In an effort to make up for it, I will show you some pictures I found on the internet and guess what’s happening:

Gwyneth Paltrow apparently got into some sort of scuffle with self tanner before the show.

looks like Justin Timberlake was there, not making music.

Tori Spelling‘s husband had some sort of brain aneurism before the main course.

Justin Bieber let the wrong people get a hold of his hair.

then an angel showed up.

looks like it was a great night.

Hooray Oscars!

i love tuesdays

dear friends, it’s tuesday. that means there is new music in the world.

let’s celebrate.

the beautiful & magical Adele‘s album 21 is finally out in America.

buy it if it’s the last thing you do.

my personal favorites are “Rumor Has It” & “Turning Tables“

Trent Dabbs also released an album today, called Southerner & I’m proud to say I got to design it.

Not only is Mr.Dabbs a mighty fine songwriter, he’s also a mighty fine dancer.

that being said, buy it.

here are a couple of songs you might like…

“Follow Suit” & “Keep Me Young“

{And just because I like you, and I want you to know about good music…

you should probably listen to this song by one of my favorites, Mikky Ekko

I’ve been listening to his EP Blues on repeat for a few days now, and I think it’s good for your soul.}

“The Walls Come Down“

two, Thr3e, four

fact:  i have terrible taste in movies.

if i feel compelled enough to actually haul my butt to a movie theater and lay down $11 to see it,

you can almost guarantee it’ll be bad.

(my track history involves the movie Thr3e – never saw it? that’s probably for the best.)

well, I Am Number Four, I have my sights on you.

See you Friday, Alex Pettyfer.

(it’s possible that this movie will be good, but based on how excited i am, i’m not anticipating good things.)

i’m with cupid.

I’ve never been much of a fan of Owl City – but after this Valentine’s Day, you can just go ahead & sign me up.

Adam Young, who is the band (and apparently the inspiration for Taylor Swift’s song ‘Enchanted’) posted this message on his website today:

Dearest Taylor,

I’ll be the first to admit I’m a rather shy boy and since music is the most eloquent form of communication I can muster, I decided to record something for you — as sort of a “reply” to the breathtaking song on your current record. This is want I wanted so badly to tell you in person but could never quite put into words.

Everything about you is lovely. You’re an immensely charming girl with a beautiful heart and more grace and elegance than I know how to describe. You are a true princess from a dreamy fairy tale, and above all, I just want you to know..I was enchanted to meet you too.

Love,

Adam

oh sweet goodness. Taylor! girl! call that boy!

gramm-ay-hey-ho

The Grammys happened last night.

To help you at the water cooler this afternoon,

I will now give you a few discussion topics to run with:

–John Mayer‘s facial hair.

–Lady Gaga: side poytail, prosthetic shoulder, eggs, thanking Whitney Houston.

–Bruno Mars‘s back-up singers. (fly dancing + sharp clothes)

–Nicole Kidman singing along to ‘Teenage Dream.’

–Ricky Martin‘s silver pants.

–Usher being the bomb.

-Ninjas

that should get you started. if you run into any problems, let me know – I could easily come up with a thing or two about Rihanna.

i don’t

Ashlee Simpson filed for divorce from Pete Wentz, citing irreconcilable differences.

I’m gonna go ahead and guess that THIS was the irreconcilable difference.

 

always a bridesmaid…

i need to see the movie Bridesmaids immediately.

looks a little like a female Hangover…with Kristen Wiig and Maya Rudolph and my favorite gal from Reno 911, Wendi McLendon-Covey

i am totally, 100% on board.

free bird

I’ve been a fan of Josiah Leming ever since his short, but memorable run on American Idol.

Unlike many of his counterparts on America’s favorite talent show, this kid really is an artist.

check him out HERE, HERE, or HERE.

then click the lovely photo to get a free download of his new single…

(and, really, who doesn’t love free stuff?)