Archive for July, 2007

July 31, 2007

Team Cera

I am ALL about Michael Cera. He may, in fact, be my new favorite person.

Michael Cera

You might know him as George Michael from the immortal Arrested Development, but Michael is doing great things outside of famously loving his cousin.

On 8/17, Superbad (possibly my new favorite movie) opens in theaters. trailer HERE. seriously, I laugh so hard I cry, and it’s just a trailer.

believe it.

Click HERE to watch his online series Clark and Michael. I’m not even joking- this junk is some serious funny. Almost everyone from Arrested Development makes a cameo. Just start with the first episode and let the 10 minute gems change your life.

In the incredibly wise words of Michael Cera:

Michael Cera. Two words that contain at least a sentence worth of meaning. “Mi” is Greek-Latino for “Opportunity”, “chae” is American for “to the fountain”, and “l Cera” is Toddler for “is where groweth a Mountain”. Michael Cera. Opportunity to the fountain is where groweth a Mountain. Now that is a person that I would earnestly devote 10 minutes of my life to, if it weren’t my own name.

to get you started…the preview:

For more wisdom from the Cera, click HERE for his motivational video ‘Impossible is the Opposite of Possible

July 30, 2007

Fallon 4 Ever

One of my favorites, Jimmy Fallon, is said to be NBC’s first choice to replace Conan O’Brien in 2009 when Conan takes over for Jay Leno.


NBC will officially have the best late night line-up. I’m not a fan of the Leno, I’ll be glad to see him go…but I love me some Conan and some Fallon.

sign me up!

July 29, 2007

It’s Time To Pray

The Ark. new video. “Prayer For The Weekend

it’s like the Rocky Horror Picture Show, Queen, a Tim Burton movie, and that Michael Jackson video all had a party with a Swedish marching band at the Moulin Rouge.

complete insanity. love it.


July 28, 2007

Her Heart Goes On

While Britney’s career is headed down the crapper, Perez Hilton is reporting some pretty great things about a Celine Dion comeback…

remember that time I called it?

July 28, 2007

Baby, One More Time…

Photos from Britney Spears‘ “comeback” video just leaked online.
A few questions:
1. Who is telling her this crap is a good idea?
2. When is she gonna pick that monster wedgie? (we all know the girl doesn’t wear underwear, that’s fishnet jammed up in there!)
3. What is the deal with those red shoes? If she was strippin’ in those, I might be impressed…

More photos HERE

July 27, 2007

A new career? maybe. An Oscar? no way.

“The last script that came to us was for Jessica to be a porn star,” Jessica Simpson‘s father and manager, Joe Simpson, told PEOPLE at Thursday’s ABC Television Critics Association party in Beverly Hills.

“We were promised we would win an Oscar with that,” says Simpson, 49.

Dear Joe Simpson, I think someone lied to you.

Jessica Simpson

But now that I think about, maybe it isn’t such a bad idea…

(p.s. Papa Joe also said that Jessica is set to release a new album in September. ugh.)

July 26, 2007

Well, hello

John Mayer Gap
John Mayer in a new Gap ad.
I feel great about this.

When he’s not playing guitar, his face is quite nice…so are his arms…and his butt…huh?

July 25, 2007

Every Time You Move Like That, I got to get down and Pray

did I ever mention that I love Old Crow Medicine Show?


Ryman Auditorium
you know you wanna…

good lord. love it.

July 24, 2007

VH1, bringing the Gems

Oh, I am ALL about this



Mission: ManBand !?!?!?



Now all we have to do is find Sisqo. Whatever happened to that fool?

July 24, 2007

Jail is the new Black

Good Lord.


Yes, Lindsay Lohan was arrested this morning. (mugshot HERE)

Yes, she was drunk.

Yes, she had cocain.

Yes, she had a suspended license (Paris went to jail for that one)

Yes, these will be felony charges.

No, My child will never be in a Disney movie.

Perez will keep you updated.

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