Archive for October, 2007

October 31, 2007

Backstreet’s Back

so, the good ol’ Backstreet Boys released a new album yesterday.  Unfortunately for them, Britney decided to drop the same day.

bsb cover

I felt bad for the boys, so I decided to give it a listen.  And while going through the clips on itunes, I stumbled across quite a gem.

Go HERE, listen to the clip for track 3, then listen to track 4.  and enjoy.

Oh, man, BSB, you never cease to entertain.

Remember THIS?

October 31, 2007

I love me some Angie with a gun

Are you kidding me?

Angeline Jolie, Morgan Freeman, Common and that hot Irish dude all in the same movie!?

Best movie ever.

October 30, 2007

Today Is The Day

Britney SpearsBlackout is in stores, and yes, I have listened to the whole thing.

blackout

High Point: “Radar” – it’s actually not so bad. if Rihanna sang it, it would probably be a hit. Actually, I think Rihanna did already sing it — it was called “S.O.S

Low Point: Basically all of the lyrics. and I’m pretty sure “Toy Soldier” is the soundtrack in hell.

all in all, if you are a Britney Spears fan, it isn’t bad. But for the rest of us, it blows.

P.S.  is the song “Why Should I Be Sad” actually “My Love” by Justin Timberlake? just a thought.

Sidenote: Britney, there are probably quite a few obvious reasons why you should be sad….I’ll get you started: THIS PICTURE.

October 29, 2007

the good, the bad, and the ugly

This video is genius.  Fergie.  “Clumsy“.

This video is complete junk, and i can’t believe I actually saw it on MTV this morning.  I’m losing all hope.

October 20, 2007

SHIROCK

So, friends, today I find myself in the studio with a bunch of sexy fellows (see below) and one sassy lady…otherwise known as SHIROCK.

Shirock

They are in the process of making a new record and a documentary. And let’s get real people, the only reason I’m here is to get on film.

Go check out their myspace and be their friend. they’re kinda nice and sometimes they’ll hug you if you’re sad.

derek blankity blank

just look at that face.

October 20, 2007

An Open Letter to Britney Spears

blackout

Dear Britney,

No matter how many 3D boxes, animal prints, or feathers you put on that album cover, we’re still not fooled.

That title blows, you’re extensions are pretty nasty, and I’m 99% sure you shouldn’t be in that outfit.  ever.

Sincerely,

Most of America.

October 16, 2007

Come On Ride The Train

Gileah And The Ghost Train.

Gileah

I am all about this album. Every single song is brilliant. Get it if it’s the last thing you do. 10/23/2007.

the end.

(“The Lazarus,” “The Escape,” and “The Devil” are especially terrific.)

October 16, 2007

Flaptastic

So, Angelina Jolie is filming a new movie.

 

Angie

I am obsessed.

October 11, 2007

Bringing Bodies Back To Life

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. I love a man who can dance.

Jonezetta

I also love a man who can make a good face.

I have loved Jonezetta for quite some time, and I just recently re-obsessed myself with their record Popularity. if you don’t have it, get it. and then get ready to dance.

Backstabber,” “Man in a 3k Suit,” and “The Love That Carries Me” are 3 minute miracles.

And just so you can get your groove on, here’s their video for “Get Ready (Hot Machete)“:

October 5, 2007

Complete Insanity

Britney Spears has unveiled a new weapon in her arsenal, and she is now winning the battle to prove that she is the craziest person on earth.

It has been announced that her new album is called…get ready… BLACKOUT.

 

For real Britney? You just lost your kids because (in the words of the judge) you are a ‘habitual user of drugs and alcohol.’ And you named your album “Blackout“!?

 

I’m not that concerned about Britney’s sanity, I mean, we all know that left with the hair. But who works at her freaking label!? Who is letting this happen!?

 

Everybody go to rehab.

 

p.s. $18.98!? this is all retarded.

 

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