Archive for September, 2008

September 30, 2008

I can’t remember when the earth turned slowly…

Oh, how I love Jack’s Mannequin…and how excited I am that there is a new album for me to listen to…

If nothing else, buy the song “Caves“…It’s about Andrew McMahon’s struggle with cancer and his recovery…it’s intense and beautiful…and awesome.

Bloodshot,” “What Gets You Off,” & “Spinning” are also winners…

September 24, 2008

Surprise, Surprise

well, this isn’t exactly shocking.

September 22, 2008

Stylin’ & Profilin’

Barack Obama‘s campaign is out of control. In the best way possible.

Those crazies got big name designers – including Vera Wang, Zac Posen, Narcisco Rodriguez, and Nanette LePore – to design their campain t-shirts.

This is just blowing my mind. What politician does this!? love it.

September 19, 2008

Magically Stupid

There are multiple things wrong with this picture.

these include but are not limited to: David Blaine, Donald Trump, the decor, and the fact that Trump is announcing Blaine’s next ‘magic’ trick…

Starting Sept. 24, Blaine will wear electro-magnetic boots and cling upside-down to a six-story highwire above Central Park for 60 hours – with no net below.

that’s not magic, that’s stupid.

September 19, 2008

We miss you Katie

I think Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes are morphing into the same person at this point.

Yes, my friends, that one on the right with the terrified child is Katie Holmes yesterday in New York.

What happened!? Someone get her outta there.

Katie Holmes, circa 2002 – RIP

September 18, 2008

1987 called

Who told Renee Zellweger that this was a good idea?

oh, no.

September 14, 2008

An open letter to Jennifer Hudson:

You came from being a runner up on American Idol to win an Oscar.  You were awkward, you wore home-made clothes, but you turned it all around, you lost weight, you got a haircut, you got a make-over…you became a star.  It was a great American story of triumph.  We were all so proud.

And how do you repay us?

You get engaged to a runner up from I Love New York 2.  What!?!?!  Really????  I Love New York 2?  Not even the original?  the second season?  He was the runner up lover of the runner up lover of Flavor Flav.

Yeah, Jennifer, let that one sink in.

September 13, 2008

I Give in

Dear Taylor Swift:

I wanted to hate you, I tried. But I give up. I break. You’ve sucked me in and I can’t get enough.

1. love the pride & prejudice, princess thing happening here.

2. that dude is a fox. why are you dating a jonas brother with that guy walking around??

3. this song isn’t as catchy as your others, but I’m still into it.

p.s.  for real.  dump the jonas and marry this guy.  need a reason?  click HERE.

September 7, 2008

Top 5 Reasons that the VMAs sucked:

5. Did they film that in a high school gymnasium? I think they spent more money on my senior prom decorations.

4. They kept billing this thing as ‘the most surprising VMAs ever’. umm…the only way I knew it was supposed to be surprising was because the host reminded me every ten seconds.

I was surprised by how cheap it looked and how un-entertained I was…does that count?

3. Anyone hoping that Kanye would pull that thing out of the gutter at the end was sorely disappointed…it was actually the worst I’ve ever seen him.

Who told these rappers they could sing? (Yeah, I’m talking to you T.I.)

2. Russell Brand. I wanted to like him, but sweet lord, that was awful. I’ve seen a lot of tight pants in my time, but his were in another league. He made political commentary that was just insulting coming from a British guy, and maybe it was just me, but I’m pretty sure he yelled the entire three hours.

two words Russell: cool it.

1. Britney Spears won 3 VMAs. for what? being crazy??? If you didn’t know that this junk was rigged before – there’s your proof.

She was lookin’ might fine though, dang girl.

the best part, you ask? Jordin Sparks ripped Russell Brand a new one. that girl called him a slut! let’s talk about surprising. loved it. John Legend had no idea what to do. it was perfect.

all in all, everyone who worked on that thing should be fired. MTV is going down the crapper.

that’s three hours of my life I’m never going to get back.

September 5, 2008

I’m Pushing Up Daisies

Seabird | “Rescue

epic.  i am so proud.

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