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March 6, 2011

let’s catch up…

It’s been a few days, I’ve noticed a few things.

let’s talk about it.

-I’m 89% sure that Charlie Sheen is Joaquining us. (Yeah, I just invented a verb. deal with it.) Anyone who can successfully start hashtags on twitter is not crazy. #winning #tigerblood #suckers

-apparently Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn are together. While I’m completely creeped out by it, I relish the chance to invent a Brangelina type moniker. here are just a few options off the top of my head: Scenn, Pennlett, Searlett,  Johansean, Pennsson

thoughts?

Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon had a baby shower this weekend. What is this? Like the 15th trimester?  give birth already.

-Upon my eleven millionth listen to ‘What The Hell‘ by Avril Lavigne (that shiz is catchy), it dawned upon me that Kristen Stewart is her identical twin.

I mean, have we ever seen them in the same place? think about it.

January 11, 2011

yikes

Pete Wentz went without hair product on Monday.

i’m not usually a proponent of dudes using flat irons…

but somebody get this guy a Chi and some bangs, stat.

January 10, 2011

a few things…

1) Victoria Beckham is havin’ a baby, y’all!

I love celebrity baby names, and I bet these two will give us a good one. Brooklyn, Romeo, Cruz…if this is a girl, my head will probably explode.

p.s. i will forever love Victoria Beckham, see HERE

2) Britney Spears released a new single today called ‘Hold It Against Me‘ – and it sucks.

click the HERE to hear it if you don’t trust me.

I mean, I’ll probably end up loving it. (I’m a sucker for excessive radio airplay)

3) Katy Perry has a perfume.

I’m not sure I want to smell like that.

January 6, 2011

pattisten

alright, fine.

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart, you’re a cute couple.

but, Rob, I have to be a friend and tell you that jacket is bad news.

(oh, you were so cute…remember 2008?)

January 1, 2011

so this is the new year

Dear friends –

It’s a new year, and we’re gonna do this thing right.

So in the name of all that is holy…

in the name of Lance Bass and Puff Daddy…

we’re starting this bad boy up again.

here’s to a New Year, and here’s to some of my favorite famous faces.

i’ve missed you…

see you soon…

May 25, 2010

I know you usually look like princess jasmine, but…

what happened to your face, Kim Kardashian?

March 23, 2010

Bionic Woman

Christina Aguilera just released the cover for her new album…

I am alternately freaked out and intrigued.

mission accomplished x-tina.

(p.s. i think I found her inspiration: Stallone.)

March 17, 2010

This happened in Japan

Adam Lambert…i just…what in the…

are those ergonomic restaurant shoes?

March 12, 2010

I Know you’re a big pre-teen deal, but…

just because it’s color coordinated don’t make it right.

Justin Bieber wearing some very confusing pants at a tv taping in NYC.

(i still love you j-bieb)

March 10, 2010

Killing me softly

Jennifer Garner, your baby is so cute, i want to die.

dare I say, cuter than the spawn of Brangelina?

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