Archive for March, 2011

March 7, 2011

an important message

SNOOKI IS GOING TO BE ON MONDAY NIGHT RAW.

I REPEAT:  SNOOKI WRESTLING MONDAY NIGHT. MY LIFE IS COMPLETE.

(if the world ends next tuesday, i’ll be fine)

March 6, 2011

let’s catch up…

It’s been a few days, I’ve noticed a few things.

let’s talk about it.

-I’m 89% sure that Charlie Sheen is Joaquining us. (Yeah, I just invented a verb. deal with it.) Anyone who can successfully start hashtags on twitter is not crazy. #winning #tigerblood #suckers

-apparently Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn are together. While I’m completely creeped out by it, I relish the chance to invent a Brangelina type moniker. here are just a few options off the top of my head: Scenn, Pennlett, Searlett,  Johansean, Pennsson

thoughts?

Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon had a baby shower this weekend. What is this? Like the 15th trimester?  give birth already.

-Upon my eleven millionth listen to ‘What The Hell‘ by Avril Lavigne (that shiz is catchy), it dawned upon me that Kristen Stewart is her identical twin.

I mean, have we ever seen them in the same place? think about it.

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