Archive for ‘really?!’

March 7, 2011

an important message

SNOOKI IS GOING TO BE ON MONDAY NIGHT RAW.

I REPEAT:  SNOOKI WRESTLING MONDAY NIGHT. MY LIFE IS COMPLETE.

(if the world ends next tuesday, i’ll be fine)

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March 6, 2011

let’s catch up…

It’s been a few days, I’ve noticed a few things.

let’s talk about it.

-I’m 89% sure that Charlie Sheen is Joaquining us. (Yeah, I just invented a verb. deal with it.) Anyone who can successfully start hashtags on twitter is not crazy. #winning #tigerblood #suckers

-apparently Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn are together. While I’m completely creeped out by it, I relish the chance to invent a Brangelina type moniker. here are just a few options off the top of my head: Scenn, Pennlett, Searlett,  Johansean, Pennsson

thoughts?

Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon had a baby shower this weekend. What is this? Like the 15th trimester?  give birth already.

-Upon my eleven millionth listen to ‘What The Hell‘ by Avril Lavigne (that shiz is catchy), it dawned upon me that Kristen Stewart is her identical twin.

I mean, have we ever seen them in the same place? think about it.

February 6, 2011

it happened in a creepy basement

i got a text at 8 last night telling me that Mumford & Sons was playing a secret show at 9. with more than a little doubt, i headed to the (very creepy) basement of a house less than a mile from mine…

and heaven help me – it was true.

the band played songs from their last album, and a few new ones they had just written. it was excellent.

at one point, i was wedged so close to Marcus Mumford, that his elbow grazed my boob at least 15 times.

and not only did i get molested by Mumford, I got to share the basement with his friends Jake Gyllenhaal & Carey Mulligan.

no big deal.

*****

{just a quick note about those two}

-Carey Mulligan is officially the most adorable person I’ve seen in real life. She & Marcus Mumford seemed to have a thing going on…I can’t be sure, maybe they were just affectionate friends, but let me tell you, they should get something started.

-after some very creepy eavesdropping on my part, I decided that Jake Gyllenhaal is basically a weird, well-meaning home schooler. Don’t act like you don’t know what I mean; kind of awkward, making lame jokes, pretty loud.

It’s so odd seeing movie stars in real life…much less in a basement in Green Hills.

last night was surreal.

(p.s. Jake Gyllenhaal was drinking Cheerwine – try to deal with that mental image)

 

January 25, 2011

issues

Aaron Carter entered a treatment facility this week for “emotional and spiritual issues.”

now we all have emotional and spiritual issues.

 

(p.s. two-tone pants, Nick, really?)

(p.s.s. not only do they argue about tacos, Elmo, but also, cadillacs & ho’s)

January 7, 2011

surprise

Johnny Weir comes of of the closet in his new autobiography.

I love that he thought he had to tell us.

January 6, 2011

tweet it and they will come

Kanye West just tweeted what looks to be the cover for his new project with Jay-Z

to be released Tuesday.

(yeah, you read that right, Tuesday 1.11.11)

the  internet is blowing my mind. no promotion, just a tweet.

(sidenote: is it really called HAM?)

(like HAM, as in the meat product, HAM?)

it’ll sell millions.

January 5, 2011

snookin’ for love

now, i’m all about reality tv. and love. and Snooki.

but this is looney tunes.

yikes.

but really, people, tattoos are permanent.

 

May 6, 2010

RIP Joey Potter

this is the most awkward thing i’ve seen in a long time.

March 22, 2010

Spray Tan + Nose Job = bad news

I was happy to see that my favorite heart-throb from Never Been Kissed was engaged…

until I saw the accompanying photo on people.com.

Michael Vartan, what happened!?

this really is unfortunate…

RIP, 2003 Michael Vartan.

March 17, 2010

This happened in Japan

Adam Lambert…i just…what in the…

are those ergonomic restaurant shoes?

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