Archive for ‘tttv’

March 7, 2011

an important message



(if the world ends next tuesday, i’ll be fine)

February 14, 2011


The Grammys happened last night.
To help you at the water cooler this afternoon,
I will now give you a few discussion topics to run with:
John Mayer‘s facial hair.
Lady Gaga: side poytail, prosthetic shoulder, eggs, thanking Whitney Houston.
Bruno Mars‘s back-up singers. (fly dancing + sharp clothes)
Nicole Kidman singing along to ‘Teenage Dream.’
Ricky Martin‘s silver pants.
Usher being the bomb.
that should get you started. if you run into any problems, let me know – I could easily come up with a thing or two about Rihanna.
January 25, 2011

hide ya kids & set ya tivo

YES! one of my favorite people from Alabama, Antoine Dodson, is getting a reality show.

somebody get me a red bandana and a tank top, stat.

January 5, 2011

snookin’ for love

now, i’m all about reality tv. and love. and Snooki.

but this is looney tunes.


but really, people, tattoos are permanent.


January 2, 2011

crank it up to 11

Eleven happens to be my favorite number, and this year is already living up to it.
not only did my favorite tiny tanned person drop in a ball –
but I got to watch my favorite american idol David Archuleta ring ’11 in like a champion in Las Vegas…
if the eve of this new year was any indication, 2011 is going to be something else.
(really, any year that starts with Snooki in a lit glass cage is destined to be great)
May 24, 2010

Let’s Catch Up…

Brittany Murphy‘s husband was found dead last night.  Just 5 months after Brittany.  They’re saying cardiac arrest…sad.

-(left, Lindsay Lohan at LAX. right, boy george. just sayin’)

American Idol is boring. is anyone still watching?

Alicia Keys sure does look pregnant at this concert in the UK the other night…

(update: there is a bun in that oven. get it girl)

Bret Michaels rallied from a brain hemorrhage & stroke to win celebrity apprentice last night.  Rock of Love: Trauma Unit, anybody? (disclaimer: i love you VH1, I will watch any stupid reality show you air.)

-Everyone should buy Jamie Lidell‘s new album Compass. so so good.

March 16, 2010

It’s always funny

Rob McElhenney & Kaitlin Oslon, how did you two sneak this past me??

You’re married!?  You’re having a baby!?

this is a great day. i can’t wait for that kid to grow up and be funny.

you’re gonna be great at this whole ‘parent’ thing.

March 8, 2010

2010 Oscars, an extremely quick re-cap:


Rachel McAdams, you are an angel.

Carey Mulligan, I’d like to be your best friend.

Zoe Saldana, that dress is nuts, in the best way.

Alec Baldwin & Steve Martin, do you guys want to host my life?


Charlize Theron…umm…why did you feel the need to do that?

I think we all feel awkward.

March 2, 2010


hey Robert Pattinson, you might look weird at times and you might star in some bad movies, but I’m on your side.

(Jimmy Fallon – ours is an undying love.  I am most definitely on your side as well.)

February 24, 2010

Let’s Catch Up

It has been a really long time.  So sorry to have abandoned you.  Let’s get back on track.

Here is a quick re-cap of the past 4 months:

Brangelina = still going strong.

Jakerspoon = over.

Robert Pattinson still looks messed up.

(RIP 2008 Robert Pattinson)

Tiger Woods is gross.

John Mayer is gross.

Nicole Richie is perfect.

-you should buy these albums:

Beach HouseTeen Dream

Mumford & SonsSigh No More

Andrew BelleThe Ladder

-you should watch this  movie:

An Education, starring my new favorite, Carey Mulligan.

(get cultured. it’s nominated for a bunch of oscars.)

american idol started again.  Andrew Garcia is my favorite.

i think that covers it.  Let’s do this thing.

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