An Open Letter to Britney Spears

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Dear Britney,

No matter how many 3D boxes, animal prints, or feathers you put on that album cover, we’re still not fooled.

That title blows, you’re extensions are pretty nasty, and I’m 99% sure you shouldn’t be in that outfit.  ever.

Sincerely,

Most of America.

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4 Comments to “An Open Letter to Britney Spears”

  1. does that mean you don’t want the album? i was gonna hold one back just for you….

  2. If it’s free, I’m taking it.

    Send that puppy on. I’m actually pretty curious about the rest of the packaging…

  3. he he…as soon as i get it it’ll be on it’s way. i’ve already requested one for you.

  4. I think it’s only a matter of time before Britney runs over a photographer and kills ’em. What happened to that sweet old Britney we used to know and love?

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