Brooke? are you for real? that’s your album cover?
i know your Dad is Hulk Hogan.
but I’m kinda not feeling like that’s an excuse.
Lessons in Sucking January 13, 2009
Listen to Kelly Clarkson’s new single HERE
1. please stop screaming at me.
2. is this a love song?
“I know that I got issues, but you’re pretty messed up too.” so romantic.
3. My life sucks with this song in it.
no thanks, Kelly.
Rock The Cradle March 11, 2008
Does anyone else feel like there must have been a million and seven episodes of America’s Best Dance Crew?
the way MTV re-plays those things, you’d think it was TV’s longest running show.
But never fear, MTV is keeping up their glorious track record of quality programming:
Rock The Cradle.
The children of “rockstars” will be competing to see who actually (in my own words) got it from they momma.
the contestants were just announced…get ready…April 3rd…
• Jesse Money, daughter of Eddie Money
• Jesse Blaze Snider, son of Dee Snider
• Lara Johnston, daughter of Tom Johnston of the Doobie Brothers
• A’keiba Burrell-Hammer, M.C. Hammer’s daughter
• Landon Brown, son of Bobby Brown
• Lil Al B Sure, R&B singer Al B Sure’s son
• Crosby Loggins, Kenny Loggin’s son
• Chloe Rose Lattanzi, Olivia Newton John’s daughter
• Lucy Walsh, daughter of the Eagles‘ Joe Walsh
blah. I’ll probably watch the re-run marathons for days on end.
mainly because I’m a sucker. thanks MTV.
P.S.
who is Al B Sure? do we really need a Lil one?
Lame September 10, 2007
So the VMAs were stupid. For the most part, they resembled soul train, circa 1991, mixed with a little bit of porno. performances in hotel rooms? for real, VMAs?
Britney blew. If you’re gonna lip-sync, please dance. (Thank You Chris Brown – you know how to do it right). The best part of her performance was 50 Cent’s face when they panned to the audience – it was a look of confusion, mixed with offense. Oh, Fitty. P.S. Where was Criss Angel? Did he make those strippers appear dangling from poles in the ceiling? Cause that was pretty magical.
by the way, Perez Hilton is PISSED about it. (click HERE)
the only other interesting things about the VMAs, in no particular order:
- Justin Timberlake’s rant against MTV’s reality shows, after recieving his award from the cast of The Hills. classy.
- Justin Timberlake’s pocket watch. sharp.
-That whole Tommy Lee / Kid Rock fight thing. (watch HERE)
-Was Jamie Foxx on drugs?
-Is Mary J. Blige about to breakdown? She almost broke into tears, and she was just introducing Dr. Dre as her co-presenter. calm down, Mary J.
That’s about it. If you missed it, you didn’t miss much.
Plus, MTV will re-play it about 17 million times.
‘Pat Your Weave Ladies’ May 25, 2007
so…I’m going to go out on a limb here…
this might be one of the worst music videos ever.
okay, multiple reasons:
1. that makeup (yuck. you’re beyonce. call somebody)
2. the clothes (you’re beyonce. you don’t need to wear that.)
3. the set design (the columns? really? you’re beyonce. go to greece or something)
4. the dancing (in five inch heels? for real? don’t do that)
5. the song (honestly, you’re beyonce)
For real, you don’t even need to watch this thing. Just trust me.
You’ll never get those 6 minutes back.
What is the opposite of Surprised? May 23, 2007
America, meet your new idol, Jordin Sparks.
called it
I’m a momma and I ain’t got no man May 7, 2007
I can only imagine that most of the time it sucks to be Britney Spears…
and by most of the time, I mean always.
Seen here getting ready for the last of her ‘comeback’ shows, which have taken place in House of Blues venues in Southern California, under the pseudonym The M&Ms (which is said to stand for Mother & Ms. – as in ‘I’m a momma and I ain’t got no man.’)
She hasn’t been ‘coming back’ so much as lip-synching for about 15 minutes. And according to folks who have stupidly shelled out 35 bucks a ticket, she seems very tired towards the end, as though she can’t quite handle the choreography…
hmm…maybe it’s all that booze and crack?
I Miss You K-Fed May 1, 2007
Whoever does Kelly Clarkson’s make-up should be fired.
she looks a bit reminiscent of Hatchet-Face in that white set-up. Lookin’ pretty foxy in the others, unfortunately the song ruins any interest I had in liking the video…blah.
My advice? Watch it on mute. It’s pretty solid that way. Although I still don’t understand that lame white get-up…
p.s. is that Kevin Federline she’s mackin’ on?
If only.
