A few things… *VMA edition September 14, 2009

-Kanye West knew exactly what he was doing.  That guy didn’t perform and he didn’t win any awards, but he’s the only thing we’re talking about. That guy knows what he is doing.

Seriously, it’s the VMAs – who cares?  I would laugh my head off if Kanye took the microphone from me and acted all crazy. If he took the microphone away from me at the Oscars, we’d have to talk.  But the VMAs?  Really?

-I will never say a bad thing about Beyonce again.  She killed it last night. And, thanks to Kanye (who knows what he’s doing) – she got the chance to be classy and give Taylor Swift the spotlight.

-Why isn’t anyone talking about Pink?  That woman performed on a trapeze. A Trapeze. and still sounded great.

-The Michael Jackson tribute was touching.  But Janet was rough.  Maybe they should have held out for the Grammys.

-Lady Gaga is a complete lunatic.  I used to think it was awesome.  but last night was a whole new level of freaky. the outfits, the fake blood – it was all too much.

p.s.

dear MTV – please don’t let Russel Brand host again.  he just screams at me.

same word, different meaning September 9, 2009

Ellen DeGeneres is replacing Paula Abdul on American Idol.

I think I might prefer Ellen’s kind of funny.

What is in the Water in England? August 27, 2009

Hey Great Britain.  You may have the lost that one war to us.

But you’re winning big time in the reality TV singing battle.

watch this guy from the X Factor…

Hey Danyl Johnson – I may disagree with how you spell your name.

But I do not disagree with your hot face or the way you sang that song.

get it.

(p.s. How in the world does the UK keep producing so many talented people?

It’s like the size of Idaho.)

I know you’re kind of a celebrity, but August 24, 2009

How did this happen?

Heidi Montag | “performing” on the Miss Universe pageant

“This is such a miracle in life and I give thanks to God everyday for this once in a lifetime opportunity.“

(she looks about as comfortable dancing as I look at a family reunion.)

Love Sucks August 24, 2009

This is the biggest Twilight rip-off ever.

…I’ll probably be totally into it.

The Vampire Diaries

Oh, Stefan.

(p.s. Is that the most ridiculous name you’ve ever heard, or what?  I love it)

*****

Speaking of vampires, The Vampire’s Assistant looks unbelievable

click HERE to watch the trailer.

A few things… August 20, 2009

1.  there will be 3 and a half hours of Project Runway happening tonight. i. am. jazzed.  I’ll report back on that later.

UPDATE:  turns out I still love Tim Gunn.  A move to Lifetime didn’t dampen my obsession.  My favorite designer so far?  Ra’Mon.  I love unnecessary apostrophes.  I also love Malvin.  But that’s mainly because his name is Malvin, and his haircut is amazing…and because he takes pictures like this:

i’m not sure about his designs, but i am positive about that picture.  and his lack of a shirt.  I loved Althea’s clothes…not so sure about her…

We’ll see how I feel as the season progresses.  One thing that’s for sure:  I will not be watching that stupid model show anymore.  What a waste of 30 minutes.  no thanks.

favorite quote from last night:  “I’m Qristal with a Q.  I don’t call it plus size, I call it Plus Sexy.”

2.  go get the new Britt Nicole album.  (I’m not saying that because I was the art director.  I’m saying that because I love pop music.)

3.  Is that supposed to be Mariah Carey?

Reality August 19, 2009

i love reality TV.  Especially VH1 reality TV.

but it’s easy to forget that they are real people.

THIS is so intense and scary.

Lord in Heaven August 17, 2009

It’s like all my dreams are coming true.

the new cast of Dancing With The Stars was announced today.

and i. am. jazzed:

Mya, singer
Melissa Joan Hart, actress
Michael Irvin, former Dallas Cowboy
Ashley Hamilton, actor, comedian, singer-songwriter
Aaron Carter, singer
Kathy Ireland, former supermodel-turned-businesswoman
Debi Mazar, actress
Natalie Coughlin, U.S. Olympic swimmer
Louie Vito, snowboarder
Chuck Liddell, ultimate fighting champ
Donny Osmond, singer
Tom DeLay, former Republican congressman
Macy Gray, singer
Joanna Krupa, model and actress
Mark Dacascos, Iron Chef personality
Kelly Osbourne, reality star

p.s. is it just me or does Aaron Carter look like he is in the midst of some sort of serious drug addiction?

Dance it out, A-Cart.

Robert is Bothered August 6, 2009

thank you Jimmy Fallon.

amazing.

dance dance revolution July 9, 2009

I’m not going to pretend like I know anything about jazz dancing.

But I do know about shakin’ my thang.

And in my humble opinion, this dance from last night’s So You Think You Can Dance was the shiz.

Not only are these two dancers adorable, but Wade Robson is out of control.

I even forgive him for that whole cheating with Britney and breaking Justin Timberlake’s heart thing from back in the day.

forgot?  Go watch the “Cry Me A River” video (one of my favorites) and check out the picture that he kicks off the coffee table.

that would be Mr. Robson & Ms. Spears.

oh well, we’ve all moved on. Britney is keeping it together somewhat and Wade is married to that cute Asian gal.

c’est la vie.