It’s a BOY!!!
“In the middle of night, the very early hours of September 9, 2009 Sparrow James Midnight Madden was born to Nicole Richie and Joel Madden. He weighs 7lbs 14oz. Nicole, Joel, Harlow and Sparrow are all doing well. Thank you for all of your good wishes.”
i love these people.
It was a magical time in all our lives…but now it’s over. officially.
According to their website, The Darkness is really over.
I mean, we all probably saw that one coming when the lead singer quit in October.
but it still stings.
Let’s take a minute to remember all that was glorious about the spandex, the falsetto, the beauty that was The Darkness…
The band announced that the remaining members will continue under a new name soon to be revealed.
my suggestion? you may ask…
Limozeen
catchy, right? somebody print up some t-shirts, we’re taking this show on the road!
Yeah, I’m not going to lie, I teared up a little when I got the news…
introducing
Or, more literally:
Peaceful Sky Amazing -Hot
After a highly structured, very professional voting process,
the time has come…
May I introduce
They LOVE it!!!
Long Live Jakerspoon!
Though it’s not official, some suspicious behavior has caused many to believe that these fine individuals are taking care of business in the love department, if you know what I mean…and I think you do
Reese Witherspoon & Jake Gyllenhaal have been spotted around NYC looking all lovey-dovey…
And just because I can, I say we rename them in honor of their celebrity coupledom. A few suggestions:
Classics, in the vein of Brangelina:
-Reesenhaal
-Jakerspoon
-WitherGyll
-Gyllenspoon
A few wildcards:
-Reese & Hottie McHotStuff
-Reese’s Piece
-Legally Gay
Thoughts? Suggestions?
**Be sure to vote, I will announce their new name when we have come to a solid conclusion. or, if you guys suck, I’ll just pick one. whichever…**
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