A few things… September 22, 2009

let’s catch up:

-Zooey Deschanel & Ben Gibbard are married.  Indie kids rejoice.

-hey Mackenzie Phillips, THIS is messed up.

-Freddie Prinze, jr. and Sarah Michelle Gellar are the proud parents of a little girl named Charlotte

-Jessica Simpson’s dog got snatched by a coyote in front of her.  Now her friends think she’s having a breakdown.  I don’t really blame her.

-Did anyone else see Adele on the VH1 Divas special?  I love her. I would like to offer her my services as her best friend.

Watch this and tell me you don’t love her:

Little Sparrow September 9, 2009

It’s a BOY!!!

“In the middle of night, the very early hours of September 9, 2009 Sparrow James Midnight Madden was born to Nicole Richie and Joel Madden.  He weighs 7lbs 14oz. Nicole, Joel, Harlow and Sparrow are all doing well. Thank you for all of your good wishes.”

i love these people.

Taylor Swift is laughing in her tour bus. July 27, 2009

over.

Joe Jonas & Camilla Belle broke up.

(Are we sure they weren’t the same person?)

a few things… March 12, 2009

1.  Sweet Jesus.

The Lord hath made the perfect man.  His acting may be questionable, but he is mighty mighty fine:

Robert Pattinson dominating the new issue of GQ.

2.  Mandy Moore & Ryan Adams got hitched on Tuesday in Savannah, GA.  Congrats.

3.  Remember that time Robert Pattinson was in GQ?

4.  Robert

5.  Pattinson

Daddy Daycare January 27, 2009

The Jolie-Pitts have invaded Japan.

Umm. Everything about what’s happening here is adorable.

Starting with that hat that Knox is wearing,

moving on to those motorcycle boots that Pax has on,

right on to Zahara’s fur coat.

I love these people.

I didn’t even know they knew each other… December 29, 2008

Zooey Deschanel and Ben Gibbard are gettin’ hitched, y’all.

I love them separately…why not join forces?

Hooray for the happy couple!

p.s.

their kids are going to be cooler than everyone else’s.

it’s a (fall out) Boy November 21, 2008

That biyatch had that baby.

Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz welcomed a baby boy Thursday…

Bronx Mowgli Wentz

gotta love a good celebrity baby name.

it’s what i live for.

Let’s Hope they go with Rock August 21, 2008

Gwen Stefani popped another one out…

it’s another boy and his name is Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale

what? really? which one of those is his name? i’m so confused

p.s.

Kingston is a perfect child.  look at that.

Baby Baby August 4, 2008

sure…the babies are cute and all…but let’s talk about Shiloh for a minute.

she is perfect.

Disney Drama July 23, 2008

aww shoot.

so, it has been said that Disney is grooming Selena Gomez to replace Miley Cyrus.

I’ve always been team Selena. she’s way cuter. it’s just a fact.

Miley was dating Nick Jonas.

Nick is my personal favorite. (he has diabetes people!)

Nick is now dating Selena

what a player. love it.

they are like the Brangelina of teenagers…Selick…yeah…that’s perfect.

all my dreams are coming true.

sorry Miley…at least you have your new CD…which I bought…yeah, I’m a sucker…but “Fly On The Wall” is my jam.