Lemon Pepper

Spicing Up Daily Life With Music You Should Hear And Things You Don’t Need To Know

The Bachelor is a jackass March 2, 2009

Filed under: ick, really?!, tttv — lemonpepper @ 9:30 pm

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I didn’t judge you when you decided to date 25 women at the same time.

I didn’t judge you when you systematically dumped them by choosing to not give them foliage.

I didn’t judge you when you pranced your 3 year old kid all over national TV.

I didn’t judge you when you cried.  A lot.

But now is the time Jason Mesnik, I will judge you.

You proposed to a girl, dumping the other in the show finale.  Now you waited until the reunion show to dump your new fiancee on television (who, by the way, had no idea anything was wrong), to try to give it a go with the girl you dumped on the finale.

You suck.  Stop crying.  No one cares, jerk.

 

WHAT!? February 8, 2009

Filed under: ick, mmmusic, really?! — lemonpepper @ 7:48 pm

THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE.  IN A BAD BAD WAY.

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Chris Brown is under investigation for alleged domestic violence felony battery, the LAPD confirms to PEOPLE. 

“The identity of the victim will not be released,” said Officer April Harding. “Any victim who’s involved in a domestic violence incident is entitled to confidentiality.” 

Officer Harding added: “If police locate Brown, yes, he’s subject to arrest.” 

Both Brown and girlfriend Rihannawere scheduled to perform at the Grammys, but this statement was released Sunday evening: “We have just been informed that Rihanna will not be attending tonight’s 51st Annual Grammy Awards. We’re sorry she is unable to join us this evening.”

Around 12:30 a.m. on Sunday, the R&B singer and a woman were in a vehicle in L.A. when they became involved in an argument, according to a police statement. After stopping his car, Brown and the woman got out and the argument escalated. The LAPD received a 911 call reporting the disturbance. 

When officers arrived they found the victim, but Brown had already left the scene, the statement reads. The woman suffered visible injuries and identified Brown as her attacker, police say. 

The LAPD is conducting an investigation into the incident. 

Earlier Saturday night Brown and Rihanna were at the Recording Academy and Clive Davis’s Pre-Grammy Gala in Beverly Hills. 

When asked about Rihanna’s well being, her rep told PEOPLE, “Rihanna is well. Thank you for concern and support.”

UPDATE:  that fool turned himself in about an hour ago.

 

Heart Shaped Nasty May 15, 2007

Filed under: ick — lemonpepper @ 3:52 pm

Oh, yuck.

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as if it wasn’t nasty enough that Marilyn Manson is dating a teenager, rumor has it that he’s actually taking care of business in his new video for  “Heart Shaped Glasses“…and i don’t mean trading stocks…

Read about it HERE

Watch it HERE

 

The Creature From The Orange Lagoon May 7, 2007

Filed under: ick, pppictures — lemonpepper @ 7:10 pm

No, that’s not Carmen Electra or Diana Ross…
Jessica Simpson
I now invite you to sign the following petition:

Dear Jessica Simpson,
Sometimes in life, there is a fork in the road. I’m afraid that you’ve chosen the wrong path. I understand that you were in Las Vegas this weekend — That is no excuse for that insane fake tan. I also understand that you hosted a performance by the Pussycat Dolls — That does not make that amount of tah-tah acceptable. And really, there is no way to explain anything that is happening with your hair or that eye-liner.
Please just be blonde again, cover up your business, and be dumb.
That’s why we love you — or at least tolerate you.
Love,
America

 

Keep It In Your Pants March 9, 2007

Filed under: ick, really?! — lemonpepper @ 2:54 pm

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It looks like the crazy fool will be the father to not only one, but two babies in the next, oh, i’d say 7 months or so.
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Supermodel Gisele Bundchen may be pregnant with New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady’s child, according to reports.

“We don’t comment on our clients’ personal lives, whether it’s true, not true or whatever,” Bundchen’s manager at IMG Models in New York told FOXNews.com.

But a source told the New York Daily News: “She has told friends it’s true.”

Brazilian media reports say Bundchen is two months pregnant, and has already told some friends and family.

If it’s true, Brady will be a daddy two times over. His ex-girlfriend Bridget Moynahan is currently carrying his child.

Brady, 29, dated Moynahan, 36, for several years before the couple split late last year. The former Michigan quarterback began dating Bundchen, 26, shortly thereafter.
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Maybe someone should think about contraceptives? And by someone, I mean Tom Brady.
And by Tom Brady, I mean that dummy who’s running around the world impregnating ladies.

Brady’s Ladies

well, they are pretty foxy ladies…

 

that burrito better be made of gold March 5, 2007

Filed under: ick, mmmusic — lemonpepper @ 11:51 am

kanye west is retarded.

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but i still kinda love it.

Apparently, it takes a $3,900 meal to please the man.

I mean, ever heard of Arby’s?