Celine Dion is pregnant. creepy.
No thanks Glynis July 10, 2009
CNN posted this helpful tidbit today:
umm, that’s like saying Lindsay Lohan is a draw to liquor and self tanning spray.
it’s not news.
At least she cares? June 27, 2009
Lindsay Lohan just Twittered this tribute to Michael Jackson.
It may have been more poignant had there been pants involved.
Never thought I’d say this… June 19, 2009
Dear Robert,
Please keep your pants on.
Robert Pattinson in shorts is bad news. I am not into anything that is happening in this picture…including but not limited to the swim trunks and his extended pinky.
Not 100% sure how to feel about this. May 11, 2009
Jack White’s new band, The Dead Weather, just released their album art:
Horehound?
umm…
a few things January 16, 2008
1. Brad Renfro passed away. RIP, fellow Tennessean.
2. American Idol started last night. I am not into the auditions, but you just get ready for tons of excitement once this season starts.
3. Anyone else seen those Matt White promos on MTV? no thanks…that guy blows. eww. boo MTV. how do these people get record deals?
It’s time to talk August 29, 2007
It’s been a while…let’s catch up:
- It has been confirmed that Shia LaBeouf and Rihanna are a couple. Yeah, you read that correctly. RhiBeouf? Shihanna? Anybody?
- Rehab update ‘07: Amy Winehouse quit, big surprise. Lindsay Lohan is still in, bigger surprise.
- It is being reported that Britney Spears will release a new album this fall, and she will have a ’suprise’ performance at this year’s VMAs on 9/9. This is going to be good in such an awful way.
- I hate that song ‘Drive’ by Rihanna. That song is junk. I loved the movie Stardust, if you haven’t seen it, do it.
- Owen Wilson is in stable condition after his attempted suicide this weekend. God bless him.
- let’s all get ready for Survivor: China. Yeah, I know that one guy.
- In other reality news, it’s almost time for another quality season of Dancing With The Stars, and here is this year’s cast:
Mel B – ‘Scary’ Spice
Marie Osmond – Singer/Entertainer
Floyd Mayweather – Heavyweight Boxing Champion
Helio Castronetes – Race Car Driver
Jennie Garth – Actress
Cameron Mathison – Actor, “All My Children”
Albert Reed – Model
Jane Seymour – Actress
Sabrina Bryan – Actress, “Cheetah Girls”
Mark Cuban – Owner, Dallas Mavericks
Josie Maran – Model
Wayne Newton – Entertainer
Yeah, so when you Wayne Newton is your biggest draw, you’ve got problems.
The Facts Of Life June 26, 2007
1. Yes, Paris Hilton is out of jail. we can all sleep tonight.
2. I am, in fact, alive…despite the lack of posts.
3. Prince William & Kate Middleton are back together.
I’m gonna miss This Guy.
4. Ryan Adams, Kelly Clarkson, and Hannah Montana all have albums releasing today.
(I’ll be buying one — you guess which)
5. Victoria Beckham & Angelina Jolie are still terrific.
6. Jakerspoon is no more. RIP.
hip & unimportant February 28, 2007
I hate the word blog – I always have.
So this isn’t a blog — it’s a way to keep you, my friend, up to date on everything that is hip and unimportant.
Celebrities? yes. Amazing new music? absolutely.
Deep, thoughtful memoirs? No.
I’ll do my best to get the gossip, find some brilliant music, and keep you entertained…
Holler.
