Ellen DeGeneres is replacing Paula Abdul on American Idol.
I think I might prefer Ellen’s kind of funny.
Baby Got Back August 1, 2009
there are multiple things wrong with this picture of Kelly Clarkson
i’ll let you decide what they are.
A few things… January 14, 2009
1. Yes, I watched American Idol last night. Yes, it was a waste of two hours. But in time honored tradition, once the competition gets underway, American Idol will dominate this lovely corner of the world. Why? because I’m a sucker.
(a blind guy auditioned last night. he made it. Nobody’s voting a blind guy off.)
2. It’s no secret that I love Victoria Beckham. There’s not a lot she can do wrong. Today, Armani released the first images of their spring/summer underwear campaign, featuring my girl:
uh, dayum.
Katie Holmes’s ad campaign for Miu Miu also released today…is it just me, or are they morphing into the same person??
I’m okay with that…the more Vicky B, the better.
3. Fergie got married to that guy from that show this weekend…here’s a picture:
golf claps.
One Last Song May 27, 2008
so, Josiah Leming…I feel great about you…
If you recall (and I didn’t), this little guy was on American Idol this season…but not for long…he got cut pretty early on…watch his ride HERE…
Anyway, the cute little homeless boy from Tennessee (represent) got a record deal anyway (holla, Warner Brothers) and I Iove love love it:
looks like American Idol found something legit…I mean, they cut him…but whatever…
David vs. David May 14, 2008
it’s Cook & Archuleta in the American Idol finale next week…my personal favorite is Cook, but like i’ve said since this stupid thing started, Archuleta has it in the bag…he’s too adorable to lose.
but let’s not worry about that – the real story this week was the kid standing next to Ryan Seacrest…forget the performance…everything you need to see is in the first twenty seconds.
hey, kid in the red sweatshirt: you are my hero.
The David Cook Show A.K.A. American Idol April 16, 2008
David Cook – ‘Always Be My Baby’
I wasn’t sure about it at first, but by the end, I was completely into it.
This guy, I swear.
P.S. I’m not gonna lie, I cried when I saw his terminally ill brother trying to clap for him in the audience…if you haven’t heard about all that sadness, just click HERE and get ready for a tear fest. David Cook doesn’t need our sympathy votes, cause he’s that good, but he would get them if he sucked.
P.S.S. to the rest of the American Idol finalists: I’m over it.
American Psychic Vol.4 April 1, 2008
So, the real story this week was Dolly. she can do no wrong.
she is unbelievable. love her.
the singing was okay…the song choices were lame…’Smoky Mountain Memories,’ David Archuleta? Really? Do you have a lot of those? You’re from Utah.
the woman has written 3,000 songs and that’s what you chose!?
I am disappointed that no one chose my favorite Dolly song ‘The Grass Is Blue” – that song, my friends, is a 3 minute miracle. Norah Jones did a perfect version of it…you should all go get it.
anyway…I have proven very inept at predicting this stupid show, but if Kristy Lee Buttface makes it this week, I am quitting.
(UPDATE: I quit. I am over it, America. I can’t do it. this show has sucked the life from me. I’m moving on…MTV’s Rock The Cradle, here I come…)
American Psychic Vol.3 March 26, 2008
David Cook. Ri. Dic. U. Lous.
I am over every other singer.
Yes, I’m talking to you David Archuleta. get over it & start singing real songs. Quit this cute-sy inspirational crap.
American Psychic Vol.2 March 19, 2008
Yeah, so I was really disappointed last night. No one really blew me away, and I am totally over the whole American-Idol-contestants-singing-Beatles-songs thing. no thanks.
the only bright spot was David Cook, who continues to cement his place at the top. His voice is impressive.
that’s about it…that country chick needs to go.
UPDATE: RIP Amanda Overmeyer. What is the deal with that chick up there, America? Why are you keeping her around? yuck. I am thisclose to giving up on this show.
